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[LOBO]
Fond of some local companies, I figured I would start a Softball League.
But because it’s negative five degrees outside, it turns out I’m the only commissioner, coach, manager, and player so far.
Today is the first LBL World Series.
And my statistics are amazing.
Saturday
LOBO is a Mom (Day IV)
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Everyone is always sayin’ “Bein a mom is sooooo hard,” and “Childbirth is blah, blah, blah, ...”
But don't be fooled; it turns out this whole "Bein a Mom" thing is the easiest thing on Earth. A transparent scam for Hallmark cards! Hell I haven’t even seen the precocious little scamp since Day 1.
-As a “chip off the old block,” I’m assuming she has taken initiative and enrolled herself in Elementary School or something.
[LOBO]
Everyone is always sayin’ “Bein a mom is sooooo hard,” and “Childbirth is blah, blah, blah, ...”
But don't be fooled; it turns out this whole "Bein a Mom" thing is the easiest thing on Earth. A transparent scam for Hallmark cards! Hell I haven’t even seen the precocious little scamp since Day 1.
-As a “chip off the old block,” I’m assuming she has taken initiative and enrolled herself in Elementary School or something.
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