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When I asked Anthony Hopkins for his autograph, holy shit ... !
Monday
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
Hypothetical Situation:The long-haired guy wants airline tickets.
Does he whip out:
a) his Platinum Card, or,
b) his penis?
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
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"Ever had that nightmare where you're dancin 'The Locomotion', and suddenly wake up gettin a Grammy on television?"
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
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"Listen, I want you guys to have a good time tonight, so stay the fuck away from Imogen Heap, okay?"
Sunday
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
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When attending the Grammys, please remember to turn your headlights --and your 'FREAK'-- off in the Parking Facility.
Saturday
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
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Shortly after trying to "google" Google, this poor girl was suddenly devoured by a ravenous swatch of carnivorous shag carpeting.
49th Annual Grammy Coverage
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No one was more shocked than I to see my former fashion consultant and fitness trainer had finally made the 'Big Time'.
--particularly after he stole all my feather boas and ate my Chicken McNuggets.
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