All this time I could have been writing, I've been thinking about my Twitter crap. And why Star Wars stormtroopers usually offer the "good guys" a chance to surrender, but are generally killed on sight by everyone else.
A derivative of my Twitter handle in use is by an ex, and we didn't agree on much. Politics, philosophy, shampoo and other hair products … but her Twitter BLOWED UP when last I checked. She had like 73,000,000 followers -which is like the entire population of Earth getting split ends and dry scalp.
Well fuck "Earth" I says. Fuck those stormtroopers too.
I am changing my Twitter ID.
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