Predator Press demands "Fantasy Island" horror reboot

LOBO -Predator Press

"Smiles, everyone, smiles," gestures Ricardo Montalban.

"Welcome to Fantasy Island" he says to me as I disembark the tiny plane.

-And then I somehow spend the entire week on the tarmac, flirting with the 'smiling' women.

Does anyone know Clive Barker's phone number?