At this point in my life (and my fantasy football season), I figure I need to make peace with God.
But which one?
On the face, the seventy two virgin thing sounds pretty cool right? But are they legal and consenting? Heck ... are they even female? And do the virgins disappear once you *ahem*, so I have to space them out? I live with two women now, and I can tell you shelf space for my shampoo is already precious real estate; there is a lot of zit cream and kissing potions.
Is there a second tier?
I would settle for 36 voracious cougars.
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