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Nicki Minaj was sitting two seats in front of me.

Nicki Minaj!

I tap her on the shoulder.  "Miss Minaj, I am a huge fan."  I beam, showing her my iPod Shuffle.  "I own all four of your songs."

The next thing I knew her entourage was "all up in my grill," wanting to throw me out.  This was complicated heavily by the fact that we were on an airplane.

[*sigh*]

I miss Lindsay Lohan.

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