'Carpenter Pants.'
Ugh.
-The modern, durable version of 80's 'Parachute Pants.' Minus the teal, and presumably more flame-retardant.
Presumably.
"There are too many options and pockets," I explain. "I don't even know where my penis is."
Sunday
Here Be Dragons
'Carpenter Pants.'
Ugh.
-The modern, durable version of 80's 'Parachute Pants.' Minus the teal, and presumably more flame-retardant.
Presumably.
"There are too many options and pockets," I explain. "I don't even know where my penis is."
Saturday
Lestrade
Nicki Minaj was sitting two seats in front of me.
Nicki Minaj!
I tap her on the shoulder. "Miss Minaj, I am a huge fan." I beam, showing her my iPod Shuffle. "I own all four of your songs."
The next thing I knew her entourage was "all up in my grill," wanting to throw me out. This was complicated heavily by the fact that we were on an airplane.
[*sigh*]
I miss Lindsay Lohan.
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