The Four Corners
[LOBO]
Disposing of my junk mail and shredded bills to prevent identity theft.
At great expense to me, I fly Destry Dentin, DDS, from London to Sydney, Australia to destroy most of it. Those guys can butcher the hell out of our fine American language, and oddly understand each other. I am confident all relevant information will be promptly lost.
But Albert Dente can be a little more complicated.
"Yes I threw the crap into Mordor."
"Wait," I says into the speakerphone. "You were supposed to throw that stuff into Mount Doom."
"That fucking thing is really, really tall. And I mean that shit is in Mordor now. It's probably only a matter of time at this point."
"You just walked up to the border of Mordor, and chucked my mail?"
"Yep." [static] "... and ... have a crush on Cindy."
"Cindy and Rachel are lesbians."
"I have a crush on Rachel too."
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