What the Fuck is a "Rampart," and Why are we Watching O'er Them Again?
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"RDO has recalled me," says Sapphire, sadly.
"Oh bullshit," I says. "He wouldn't do that. I love you."
"You fired me out of a spaceship, crashed that spaceship into me, let me nearly burn up in Earth's atmosphere as I fell, destroyed my homeworld, ruined my credit ..."
"Oh come on" I says. "Where I come from, that's called courting. RDO is a short-sighted moron."
"He told me you would say that."
Okay, fine. I'm officially depressed now. And need solid, clinical advice.
"Before you go, do you happen to know Jenny McCarthy's phone number?"
Sapphire smiles.
"I have her on speed dial," she replies.
[LOBO]
"RDO has recalled me," says Sapphire, sadly.
"Oh bullshit," I says. "He wouldn't do that. I love you."
"You fired me out of a spaceship, crashed that spaceship into me, let me nearly burn up in Earth's atmosphere as I fell, destroyed my homeworld, ruined my credit ..."
"Oh come on" I says. "Where I come from, that's called courting. RDO is a short-sighted moron."
"He told me you would say that."
Okay, fine. I'm officially depressed now. And need solid, clinical advice.
"Before you go, do you happen to know Jenny McCarthy's phone number?"
Sapphire smiles.
"I have her on speed dial," she replies.
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