Would You Lazy Criminals Please Ratchet It Up So I Can Get To Work?

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I was in a heightened state of agitation with America well before details of America's PRISM program got leaked.  How many heroic and lucrative speed traps have you seen over the past ten years while those three little girls remained prisoners of Ariel Casto?  Why is Chicago, bankrupt and infested with murderous gang members, preoccupied with an effort to ban plastic bags?  What the Hell is going on here?  If I wrote this as a fiction story a month ago, anyone that read it would consider it paranoid and laughable -a bizarre alternate universe where Amanda Bynes is in charge. Every time I see Air Force One land, I half expect an impossible number of clowns to tumble out.

Everything comes down to money.  There's no revenue in busting up meth labs, solving crimes, and protecting American Society.  Sure those "real" criminals -seriously dangerous threats- might have a few bucks to confiscate, but that's a one-shot deal.  Then you would have to incarcerate them, something expensive in itself.  It's much more prudent to harvest us as we hurry to get to our jobs to pay taxes and fund this whole Ponzi scheme.  We have credit cards and mortgages, something at stake.  It's very clever if you think about it: you don't kill a cow to get milk.

-We hired a security team to fuck with ourselves?