Sex Offender
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"How come you haven't been going to work?" asks Barbarossa. "Did you get fired already?"
"No." I reply. "The Spanish Fly Industrial Complex closed down. Everyone is dead. I would be too if I hadn't called off sick my first day."
"What happened?"
"Apparently they tried my suggestion of using ionized water. This created the unexpected result of Spanish Fly that actually worked. What ensued was the most fantastic HAZMAT situation in history, and within two hours everyone died from severe trauma to the pelvis."
Barbarossa stares.
"I still get a check in the mail every two weeks," I shrug.
"Cool!"
[LOBO]
"How come you haven't been going to work?" asks Barbarossa. "Did you get fired already?"
"No." I reply. "The Spanish Fly Industrial Complex closed down. Everyone is dead. I would be too if I hadn't called off sick my first day."
"What happened?"
"Apparently they tried my suggestion of using ionized water. This created the unexpected result of Spanish Fly that actually worked. What ensued was the most fantastic HAZMAT situation in history, and within two hours everyone died from severe trauma to the pelvis."
Barbarossa stares.
"I still get a check in the mail every two weeks," I shrug.
"Cool!"
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