Reversing the Mayan Prophecy One Day at a Time
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| This is me in the picture. Probably. |
[LOBO]
For an additional $6.85 a week (after taxes), I am now officially in charge of Barbarossa -the closest approximation to a friend I have- and his girlfriend Agatha, who I strongly suspect is a transsexual.
The toothy boss-guy gripping my paw painfully gushes, "I think we've overlooked your rare qualifications long enough."
"I agree whoreheartedly" I reply, shaking back in a sincere and enthusiastic manner. "How soon can I fire people?"
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| Pthbbbt ... Stupid Mayans. |
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