What if our Alien Visitors are Delicious?
Predator Press
[LOBO]
Oh, come on ... you're all thinking it. I'm the only one that has the cajones to come right out and say it.
And I can already hear you bleeding heart liberals complaining, 'But LOBO, aliens capable of interstellar travel would be super-intelligent!' blah blah.
Oh please ... ridden a bus lately? What if these are celestial losers tryin to get a picture of themselves next to the intergalactic equivalent of the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn?"
Pthbttt!
The capability of travel doesn't impress me. In fact non-intelligent beings travel every day (see photo, right).
And frankly, these rude and unannounced tourists being 'intelligent' only makes the idea more attractive: what could be better than a meal that preheats the oven, sets the timer, lathers itself in a fine mornay sauce and is fully cooked to a succulent golden-brown before you even get home?
As far as I'm concerned, the only question is whether to serve them with a white wine or a red.
[LOBO]Oh, come on ... you're all thinking it. I'm the only one that has the cajones to come right out and say it.
And I can already hear you bleeding heart liberals complaining, 'But LOBO, aliens capable of interstellar travel would be super-intelligent!' blah blah.
Oh please ... ridden a bus lately? What if these are celestial losers tryin to get a picture of themselves next to the intergalactic equivalent of the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn?"
Pthbttt!
The capability of travel doesn't impress me. In fact non-intelligent beings travel every day (see photo, right).And frankly, these rude and unannounced tourists being 'intelligent' only makes the idea more attractive: what could be better than a meal that preheats the oven, sets the timer, lathers itself in a fine mornay sauce and is fully cooked to a succulent golden-brown before you even get home?
As far as I'm concerned, the only question is whether to serve them with a white wine or a red.
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