Real Estate for the "Ambition Impaired"

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My mom just told me about a couple that retired in Maui and sold their business for 3.2 million dollars.

It's not really the amount of money that shocks me; I've lived in Hawaii and vacationed on Maui. Assuming the shop is in Lahaina, I completely believe the figures.

But what really interests me is where do you go to retire from Lahaina, Maui?

At some point this guy looked at his wife and said "Honey, I'm sick and tired of this fast-paced big city lifestyle. Let's take it easy from here on out and move to [dot dot dot]"

So where the hell do you go from there? Basking in my world-reknown slothful and indolent life, this sounds like my kind of place!

I could be mayor.

I could be king!

[*Whew* I'm getting winded from all this typing.]

Comments

Anonymous said…
That is a good question; when Charles Lindbergh got cancer he went to Maui. Where do people on Maui go??

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