In Loving Memory
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My family is Christian, Catholic … I dunno, something.
Cremate, bury, priest, yes, no, blah blah ….
I want a dead chicken revolved over my grave for twenty years.
And a monster car rally.
-Exactly as Buddha would have wanted it.
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3 people made squiggly horizontal lines!:
Can we at least prop a bic lighter on yout head stone so that we have delicious rotissere chicken goodness when it's done?
I wish I could figure out a way to get them to grind me up and use me for fertilizer (after taking any organs they need). Then my death would be useful for something so I'd never have to stress about whether my life was.
A dead chicken for twenty years? Pe-uw! Or did you mean over a fire? If the latter, you know it will be effectively a charcoal briquet after the first day or two.
It occurs to me I could get my wish if I managed to get killed by the right serial killer, but I'm not sure he'd be putting all that to the uses I was hoping for.
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