Saturday, September 06, 2008

Lee Majors Endorses $14.95 "Bionic Ear"

Predator Press

[LOBO]

Yes it's totally true.

There is now, in fact, a $14.95 Bionic Ear.

And I'm not even going to go into how pissed Steve Austin -Astronaut- might have felt about being completely repaired for three easy payments of $39.95.

-I'm too jazzed to know I can now get cheap ears that can lift busses.

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Kirsten said...

Poor Steve Austin!
6 million dollars doesn't go far now-a-days!

Diesel said...

Ok, it was Jamie Summers aka the Bionic Woman who had the bionic ear, which was pretty lame. Steve Austin had a bionic eye, right arm and legs. I guess his HMO wouldn't cover both arms?

Alex L said...

Awesome I'm deafening myself now so I can get one... what, why is it a bad idea?

LOBO said...

Kirsten: Yes. In military spending terms, that is two wrenches and a toilet seat.

Diesel: lol! Still, I'll bet Steve is amazing at Guitar Heroes ...

Alex: I would hold out for the Bionic Nose. It's my understanding you can get a discount for multiple installations.

Just don't get that B.S. "Extended Service Warranty." It's crap.

:)

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

See? This is why Lindsay Wagner has to spend her retirement years pushing the Sleep Number Bed. They still sell for way more than bionic ears.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What ???

meangrouchy said...

I cant believe that MAJORS indorced the hearing aid, complete RIP-OFF i was going to buy one for my mother and even that it wasnt 14.95 but 150.00+ I thought i would at least try one because her hearing is getting so bad and couldnt afford a good one. so i went to call the no# they listed and found out it was not in service. I know times are tough but for him to be part of a scam makes me sick. Dennis

poppymac said...

some of your bloggers don't seem very serious. I needed a proper hearing aide. I bought one it doesn't work. Lee Majors web site has been under construction for several days and cannot get help to get aide stop whistiling. If any of you know of other serious sites that could help me I'd appreciate it. The directions sent with hearing aide are not in American English and are incomplete. Poppymac

Anonymous said...

It's not $14.95. That's for the trial. There are more payments if you keep it.

Anonymous said...

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS GIMMICK. MY MOTHER ACTUALLY GOT ONE AND IT FELL OUT OF HER EAR. SHE SENT IT BACK TO THE COMPANY AND HAS NOT HEARD A THING FROM THEM YET. THIS IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF!!!!!

Anonymous said...

To return the hearing aid to get a refund, send it to Bionic Ear 2 Morgan Ave. Norwalk CT 06851 Tel# is 1-800-284-4628. I got a complete refund.

Anonymous said...

I got mine last week, and it replaced a Miracle ear $900 unit that finally quit. I was anticipating that this aid would not work very, but was pleasantly surprised to find that it worked as well if not better than the Miracle Ear it replaced.

Anonymous said...

For poppymac: try Songbird at www.songbirdhearing.com/index-main-b.html

Anonymous said...

I just received the Lee Majors hearing aid and I love it. I have been putting this off for ten years and I'm going to buy another one. It took me one day to get used to the volume, etc. but I am astonished at how well I can hear now.

lc said...

Yeah, sad thing is that it actually costs a total of $ 222.85,long way from $ 14.95. He only has to sell 26,923 units to pay his 6mil tab.

Anonymous said...

Whenever I hear a lead in promotion saying something cost $15, and then find out the real charge is a couple of hundred I know the company is corrupt. No reputable company says a product is one price, and then uses a 'bait & switch' price scheme. It is sad how companies are allowed to swindle and steal from consumers. Republicans love companies that have no regulations to protect consumers. Republicans love it when corrupt companies victimize millions of people. Republicans love it when Wall Street criminals stole TRILLIONS and destroyed millions of people's retirements, destroyed their jobs, caused them to lose their homes. Republicans ALWAYS cheer on corrupt, soulless companies who steal from average, hard working Americans.

Why do republicans love those who abuse others? Don't they care if their sons, daughters, spouses, mothers & fathers are swindled? Don't they think at all? When are they going to stop being ignorant, gullible pawns to right wing radio hosts and corrupt Fox News talking heads? Good grief right wing republicans are stupid.

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