p.s. That McCracken dude ... it's good you fired him. He can't even protect you from micro organisms. Sheeesh.
I recommend you hide under your sheets. Sheets are like kryptonite ... not even closet monsters can get through them. Possibly even the dude in McCracken's closet would faint at the sight of them.
You will NEVER find intelligent life in outer space.
In fact, you'll be hard-pressed to find any here.
And eventually you'll have to ask yourself from a Darwinian standpoint, "Is intelligence really beneficial to a species in the long run?"
Take the shark for instance. The shark doesn't give a crap about quantum physics, thermal dynamics, Feng Shui, punctuation, or, speling.
It eats.
It swims.
It hasn't evolved a single iota in like at least fifteen or twenty years.
And if you ate and swam without sleeping or evolving for like twenty years or so, you would be pretty cranky too.
Yet the shark lacks the capacity to wipe out all the other sharks now, doesn't it?
Unless it was some crazy diamond-plated nuclear robot ubershark with lazerbeam eyes and jackhammer fins, even the most ambitious "Plan of Action" for the average, plain 'ol garden-variety "revenge-upon-Humanity" seeking shark would be to become an employee for the DMV.
... Or maybe a telemarketer if he were serious enough.
Sharks don't need your lofty concept of "Evolution", thank you.
Maybe a dental plan.
A few breath mints.
But that's it.
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8 people made squiggly horizontal lines!:
Yikes somethings afoot...:)))
I have joined the movement and spreading the word..
Atta boy Robert!
Acually, you were supposed to get the 'footer' tag on this ... but I couldn't make it look right.
-I owe you one.
:)
Sure, then Canada will attack Hollydale again .... ;)
I am watching /-O-O-\
HahAHA HA! (I say) Ha!
I'm going to have more links to you on my page than I have to me! What a clever idea.
No wonder I hate you.
Picking up my badge. But wait ... I'm not done launching things at other countries.
Just hold onto it for a minute for me.
Back so soon? you say?
Yes I am.
I'll take that badge now.
p.s. That McCracken dude ... it's good you fired him. He can't even protect you from micro organisms. Sheeesh.
I recommend you hide under your sheets. Sheets are like kryptonite ... not even closet monsters can get through them. Possibly even the dude in McCracken's closet would faint at the sight of them.
Thanks for the link!
Now how do I read those directions?
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